The Bush administration, in a last ditch effort to put a band-aid on their plummeting approval ratings, have replaced noted douchebag Scott McClellan with former Bush Sr. administration speechwriter and Fox News Correspondent Tony Snow, who will take on the duties of Press Secretary for the Bush Camp.

While Snow has been known to be "hard on" the President in his journalistic endeavors, by occaisionally regurgitating actual "facts" (which have since been banned on Fox News)--current cabinet members are confident that Snow can easily shed what fragments of credibility he adopted under his journalistic guise and return to his true reptilian form as Ultra Conservative mouthpiece.
out with old...mcclellan
in with the new...snow

For a bit of perspective--Bush's latest approval ratings according to CNN were at 32%--historically, that put's him somewhere between Jimmy Carter and Richard Nixon on the popularity scale.