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13.6.2004, 05:34
Cannes you take a better picture of me, Cyprien?

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After making my star sighting for the evening--seeing makeup covered Monster Charlize Theron, and stumbling away from the low key "Peter Sellers" party, I made my way towards the SIC party at the Kodak pavilion. While my good friend and French government agent Cyprien was waiting inside for me--outside I broke up a fight, rescued a kitten from a fire, and then saw my friend William who had an extra invite for me to the soiree. I was immasculated, yet, excited. But then, he began to speak of the decadence within.

"I was inside that fucking room for an hour, Jon. There is nothing but wretched whores dancing to devil music inside. Beware...Beware..."

I hardly believed this cockeyed scenario, and I figured that it was likely just the amphetamines talking. I made my way in cautiously, and was struck to find that the bars had almost run dry. There was in fact no tequila for me, goddamnit. And the swarthing orgy would surely die out within minutes of running dry. I was about ready to throw in the proverbial towel when in an instance I was pushed back towards the patio and greeted by a fanciful pack of male and female suitors, grabbing lustfully in my direction, hoping to at least come away with a scrap of clothing as a memoire. This was what I was expecting. So when everyone piled on top of me and started licking away, I grabbed the first person I saw and started licking back--this was my mechanism to show the untamed herd that I was not defenseless. The girl I grabbed, happened to be none other than Michelle--the instant pictured above was captured by Cyprien as evidence of my decadent behavior. I proclaimed "Ha Ha, Charade you are!" and despite the lack of liquor, as per my orders, everyone danced and had a bitchin' night...and lived happily ever after. the end.

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a good friend
19.06.2004, 00:22
misses you.
Bisous.

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