Cassio's probing questions of the day:: answered by intellectual mastermindand authority on America-- Jon the Magnificent.

When and where is Uncle Sam from??? Who created him?? For what purpose?

Uncle Sam is a cartoon character, who like Joe Camel, convinced Americans to make wise decisions about their health--short of coercion. His most famous image is from the WWI poster, exclaiming "i want you" with his vicious finger pointing at the uneducated masses. The war to end all wars. Shalom.

"why is root beer called "beer" if it's not beer?"

Because it's the beer of root. next, please. but it has no caffeine or alcohol.

cassio's quote of the Day:

"sex is much more pleasurable without a condom."

next time, Cassio ponders what the fuck was going on in the mind of Ingmar Bergman when he made his masterpiece, "Persona."