this is to you, my unfaithful fans, who think you know me, but don't understand, here's how it is--you think you can tell? but let me explain-how it is in MY hell...

Hi Jon-keteers!

Just wanted to send a note to all my friends and fans out there explaining in brief my absence of late from the world wide web. my computer sucks, unfortunously, haha, and has been quite inundated with viruses which has hindered my access to the internet. i have rarely been able to check my emails or post to this BLOG...and i do so now from the workstation of a compatriot.

I am planning on moving to a new location soon enough--but it will all depend on money and the schedules of my cast and crew for my upcoming film, "The Disparity of Idle Strangers," which many of you have already been enlisted to work on. If the money comes through soon, i will be off to paris to begin the film. if not, i will most likely find an impoverished hole in relative obscurity at which I can write my next filmscript, which I should not describe in any detail to you at this point in space and time. All i can say is that i will be paid much more for this story and that it will be more approachable.

I love you all dearly and appreciate your patience, assistance, understanding beyond words.
-the jon
In the meantime, let's all hope BUSH loses the election AGAIN.