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These flash animations give me comfort. Watch, absorb, and maybe even laugh...
Read Strongbad's Emails...

Buy my griddle shakes!

SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

precious roy mp3

Lars as Jesus.

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Pics from his hideout in Cap d'Antibes...

pics from cannes...

I've officially taken the lead over all the "fake ass" jon roy's in the world. Now when you google for "jon roy," you get the real thing...as it should be.

There's only one jon roy.
Recognize.

(ps: no. 1 "jonathan roy" hit belongs to a student of the Quebec Mental Health and Neuroscience Network (QMHNN)--only fitting...)

see, i told you guys...

God...i miss the freedom of this blog. posting on the ajc site is groovy and all, but I can't say "fuck" or "cunt" and that's really a problem. so yeah, the festival is good and all i love my creative freedom, but god! work? what s that all about? i m supposed to be clubbing and taking pills and drinking with topless girls and boys on the beach. Putain!

today was badass--got to meet lars von trier for the second time and (drumroll please,) BILL "ghostbustin ass" MURRAY!!! that was so fucking cool. and it was better than just a handshake. but i m not gonna write the same fucking thing twice so read my other page. and as for jinxie, i ll work on keeping up my daily 20 phone calls, 40 emails, multiple blog postings, picture taking, video shooting, and article writing. as bill lumbergh would say "ye---ea----ah."
meow to all! and love from the cote d'azur!
let the pastis flow like wine, and the wine flow like the waves on the encroaching seas!
nazdravi!