Shhhh!!....don't tell anyone......this movie sucks.


This movie makes "earth girls are easy" look like flippin "citizen kane."

and to the director, frank oz...don't quit your day job as a muppeteer playing miss piggy and yoda.

jonathan das mortes


"bloody your hand on a cactus tree, wipe it on your dress and send it to me..."

today. a fun day. my two most valuable possessions (ie mon voiture et mon computer) have both malfunctioned.

i need positive vibes sent to me.

also, i am planning to turn the desert into the sea, and the sea into the desert.